PC
Computer selection and setup
Equipment recommendations by role and budget, purchasing coordination, accounts, updates, encryption, endpoint protection, and approved applications for every included user.
Complete startup technology setup
FrickinLaunchpad
You build the business. We get the frickin technology ready.
Computers. Internet. Phones. Email. Business applications. A professional website. Even an AI assistant with an actual job. One accountable technology leader gets the foundation selected, configured, secured, documented, and ready for your team.
Launch packages for teams of 1–25. Hardware, subscriptions, and third-party charges are additional.
Everything needed to get off the ground
Get your startup’s frickin technology together.
We choose the right tools, coordinate the vendors, configure the essentials, and give your team a clean handoff. Your startup owns the domain, subscriptions, website, and administrator accounts—because “the IT guy has all the passwords” is not a business continuity plan.
NET
Internet selection and setup
Provider and contract comparison, installation coordination, connectivity verification, and backup-internet recommendations when downtime would hurt.
TEL
VoIP phone setup
Provider selection, users, business hours, voicemail, call routing, one main business number, and number-porting coordination when needed.
MAIL
Email and collaboration
Microsoft 365 or Google Workspace, domain configuration, email, calendars, shared files, multifactor authentication, and email-authentication records.
APP
Industry applications
Requirements discovery, a shortlist of up to three suitable vendors per included application, demonstration coordination, and standard configuration.
WEB
Professional website included
A mobile-friendly website with services, a contact form, scheduling link, basic SEO, analytics, and connection to the customer-owned domain.
AI
AI Employees
Configured business AI assistants with defined jobs, approved company information, reusable instructions, representative test tasks, training, and human owners.
GO
Launch handoff
Technology inventory, vendor contacts, recurring-cost summary, account-ownership details, and an employee onboarding and offboarding checklist.
✓
Security and ownership are included—not upsells.
Every package establishes multifactor authentication, sensible device and account protections, customer-controlled ownership, and documented administrator access.
Choose your launch profile
Three packages. Zero mystery math.
These packages assume a new setup at one location with one email platform, one phone platform, and one computer per user. Complex migrations, additional locations, and custom integrations receive their own scope.
Launch
1–5 users
From$4,500
- Up to 5 computers, email accounts, and phone accounts
- One location and one internet installation
- Website with up to 5 pages
- 1 industry application
- 1 defined AI Employee role
- One 60-minute team training session
- 30-day correction period
Build
6–10 users
From$7,500
- Up to 10 computers, email accounts, and phone accounts
- One location and one internet installation
- Website with up to 7 pages
- 2 industry applications
- 2 defined AI Employee roles
- Two 60-minute team training sessions
- 30-day correction period
Scale
11–25 users
From$12,500
- Up to 25 computers, email accounts, and phone accounts
- One location and one internet installation
- Website with up to 10 pages
- 3 industry applications
- 3 defined AI Employee roles
- Three 60-minute team training sessions
- 30-day correction period
Hardware, internet service, licenses, subscriptions, SaaS, hosting, usage charges, and other third-party costs are billed separately.
26+ users, multiple locations, or complex migrations? We will build a custom proposal around the actual mission instead of pretending every launch fits neatly inside a pricing card.
AI Employee setup
Give AI an actual frickin job.
“AI Employee” is the marketing term. The useful deliverable is a configured AI assistant with a defined role, approved knowledge, clear boundaries, tested instructions, and a human owner.
Every included AI role receives:
Company context, approved reference material, reusable instructions, 10 representative test tasks, staff training, and approval rules.
We start with drafting and recommendations. Sending messages, modifying business records, integrations, and autonomous workflows require separate scope and safeguards.
Sales Assistant
Draft follow-ups, summarize prospect notes, prepare proposal outlines, and help sales activity move without inventing commitments.
Marketing Assistant
Draft social posts, emails, and website content using the startup’s approved voice, facts, offers, and review process.
Operations Assistant
Answer questions from approved SOPs, draft onboarding checklists, and help turn tribal knowledge into repeatable execution.
The business AI platform is selected based on privacy, permissions, existing tools, and cost—not whichever logo generated the loudest conference booth.
Optional ongoing guidance
Frickin Flight Control.
After launch, keep experienced technology leadership within reach for founder meetings, vendor coordination, budgeting, AI improvements, onboarding advice, and minor website updates.
Keep the basics on course
$350/mo
Up to 2 hours monthly
Ideal for small teams that need a regular technology sounding board and help prioritizing the next move.
Support growing complexity
$650/mo
Up to 4 hours monthly
More capacity for vendor coordination, planning, AI refinement, onboarding, and monthly leadership decisions.
Navigate active growth
$1,250/mo
Up to 8 hours monthly
Hands-on strategic guidance for a scaling team with more vendors, decisions, risks, and moving parts.
Priorities are agreed each month. Additional projects receive a separate quote. Help desk, continuous security monitoring, and emergency support can be delivered through an MSP partner under a separate agreement.
Clear boundaries protect the launch
What the package does—and does not—cover.
No sneaky fine print. Just the scope rules that keep expectations, budgets, and blood pressure under control.
Included within the package
- Initial website build at the page count in the selected tier
- New-environment setup for one location and one platform per service
- Standard application configuration within the agreed scope
- 30-day correction period for delivered configurations
- Customer ownership of domains, subscriptions, websites, and admin accounts
Quoted or billed separately
- Hardware, licenses, subscriptions, hosting, and vendor usage charges
- Existing email or data migrations, e-commerce, portals, and custom integrations
- Cabling, firewall and Wi-Fi installation, onsite labor, and travel
- Full ERP implementations, custom software, and compliance certification
- New requests, unrelated support, help desk, monitoring, and emergency response
Plan My Frickin Launch
Tell us what needs to be launch-ready.
Give us the practical version: what you are building, how many people need technology, and when everything must work. We will review the mission and recommend the right package or a custom scope.
Your launch request is on the pad.We received the details and will contact you about the next practical step.